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auto-responder:

give-me-a-good-url:

auto-responder:

give me a good url 

Pft, lol no.

that didnt even make sense

One way or another I’m gonna find ya, I’m gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha.

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

flowercrownharry:

flowercrownharry:

taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips

what does taylor swift do??

taylor swift swiftly tailors

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

season9things:

submitted by razorbackgrl

shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.   

#he’s never gotten the chance to say the word ‘mom’ #and when he does#for the first time #when he takes that chance #she doesn’t hear him#//animal screams of pain

Dean Winchester: “There’s two things I know for certain, one: Bert and Ernie are gay.”

vampireredhead:

If Dean can ship two dudes based on subtext, then so can I.